I have mentioned many a times before that if my balls are not contained and held together by a highly stretchable piece of human leather, they would have burst into a million tiny pieces by now. My balls have been badly abused time and again by idiotic remarks and actions from people who has a pea for what was supposed to be grey cells inside their numb skulls. The fact that they, my balls I mean, remained intact was simply because they were thus. Highly stretchable. However, I can’t promise myself that they will remain so if they, my balls I mean, keeps being grappled like that day in, day out. Surely one day it will burst and help me God when that day comes. Hell Has No Fury Like A Man With Burst Balls.

We men are lucky we have a pair of balls though. Whenever we hear a stupid remark, see a stupid action or faced with people who walks west when we tell them to go east, we can do a 303 permanent re-direct and pass all the frustrations to our highly stretchable balls so it will be easier on our fragile veins and arteries which are prone to bursting even with the slightest pressure. The worst situation that we face is ending up with a pair of big balls or “tua lam pah” as some people calls it.

Due to this ever grieving scenario, many men has taken extreme measures to protect their precious little balls from bursting for all they have are two and once they are gone, they are gone for good. Methods for preventing their balls bursting range from mild ones like donning a pair of steel armoured panties to the extreme ones like what you see in this video. Once mastered, these men will be set for a life with “unburstable” balls. He will then be able to handle all the “taruh-ing” with ease.


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