Archive for the ‘Malaysian Humor’ Category

The Gemas Report

By Ah Pek + July 11th, 2008

2 ways to get things done if you are in the playing filed and it is not only confined to Gemas. If you are a wage earner, then the chances of you playing the game is limited to paying summons or maybe the occasional dealings with your cukai pintu or whatnots. If you are in [...]

Raped Or Sodomized

By Ah Pek + July 5th, 2008

Many years ago, when all the news I read from the papers are about rapes and sex offences, there was a case which I remember quite clearly on how a very smart lawyer managed to win a case for one of his clients accused of raping a woman. The lawyer, after confirming with the victim [...]

Squeezing Tits

By Ah Pek + June 20th, 2008

I am counting my days. Counting how many days to go before I can leave this rat race and start doing things I truly enjoy. By a rough estimate, I still have at least 2,190 days to go before I am relieved of my commitments. That’s 52,560 hours and that’s 3,153,600 freaking minutes! I don’t [...]

Compromising The Situation

By Ah Pek + June 7th, 2008

Remember a few years ago, when the Government was trying to push Malaysians into the IT age by giving lots of perks for people wanting to buy a computer? This somewhat came to halt in recent years when those who has a computer turned against the Government and bloggers became Enemy Number One. Now, you [...]

The Muar Sex Videos

By Ah Pek + May 19th, 2008

Muar is undoubtedly becoming the talent hot spot is Malaysia. We have the infamous Negarakuku song, we have an infamous politician and now we have an infamous Casanova who taped all his sex romps with several of his girlfriends. These sex videos have been circulating in Muar for the past days and what they [...]

How To ManHandle A Snatch Thief

By Ah Pek + May 15th, 2008

Should I rephrase that? I think I should title it How to “Women”handle a Snatch Thief. Of course you will need a certain level of bravery, calmness and silliness to pull this stunt. LOL. Got this from one of my mates.

I have mentioned many a times before that if my balls are not contained and held together by a highly stretchable piece of human leather, they would have burst into a million tiny pieces by now. My balls have been badly abused time and again by idiotic remarks and actions from people who has a [...]

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